If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
Pixel art by Totally Transparent.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
I love this. Definitely worth watching, guys. This is beautiful.
Couldn’t stop smiling at how powerful this is. You can make a connection with a stranger over something as simple and as beautiful as a kiss.
Oh man I was smiling the whole time
GETTIN REAL SICK AND TIRED OF THIS NOT KISSING ANYONE SHIT
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
All I see is Erwin getting ready to punish Levi and I’m not sure whether I’m just excited or aroused
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket
I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.
I should make this now.
I had two ideas for what I would get married in.
1. Pirate Attire
2. A cross between a dress and a tux
you have created both
Marry me in this and I will love you forever
I want it!
Omg I’m going to cry this is so beautiful
I have a very mighty need
This fandom I swear
My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.